The eastern emerald elysia (Elysia chlorotica) is a sea slug that steals and absorbs chloroplasts from the algae it eats, a behavior called kleptoplasty.
photograph by Patrick J. Krug
(via: TheScientist)
We have also learned that their head can escape
job applications will have you saying shit like “i have a passion for scheduling”
that post about how its impossible to satirize masculinity without thousands of men earnestly idenitifying with it isn’t wrong but ive also seen enough women cheer on the most rancid shit as long as its got a veneer of femininity to it so idk i think it might just be a human thing
equality win: men and women both bad at media comprehension !!
for every Taxi Driver there’s a Midsommar
congratulations that is the worst anyone has ever done it
a horseshoe crab i saw with the most fantastic flowing mane of algae
(Massachusetts, 7/23/22)
wait a minute this isnt pride this is just spiders
Courier Six: I got shot in the head
Nexus Mods 4K REDUX Arcade Gannon:
Dad’s getting so chonky to cover his giant babies that he’s slowly turning into a chicken
Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise itβs so fun youβll love it Come into my wine cellar
no.
Did you just DeWalt my fucking white
This is what 4th of July is really about. When Gaga and Beyonce posioned all those people in that restaurant for our freedom to dance. Let us never forget.
So glad my mutuals who left for Twitter have come back to Tumblr like now that both of us understand you were in the wrong lets make this house a home again










